Coming in at #4 of the Golden 5 is Boogie Nights. PTA’s film about 70’s porn stars could not be better. There shit is literally that good! Everything from the solo album Brock and Chest try to put out to the best disco dance scene on film. Yes it even beats out Saturday Night Fever. Superfreaky.

I know what you’re saying: “But oTis, how can a Marky Mark film possibly make it in to the all mighty Golden 5?” Here’s how. IT’S ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT SON! Sure Marky’s got a gay ass musical history, but it pays off in this film. See all of that fake posturing he was doing with his funky bunch was just training….yes….for his film career. Although I will never refer to him as Mark Walberg or whatever he wants us to call him that day. He will always be Marky Mark in my world.

Now I’m a product of the 70’s. I was born then, it’s in my blood, and I am damn proud of it. The 70’s kicked so much ass, in fact, I think it kicked too much ass, and that’s why the 80’s SUUUUCCKKKEEDD. I think the 80’s were the bad hangover of the 70’s. From the god-awful hot pants to the shitty 80’s Ford Mustangs to the pube-like 80’s hair and god knows what else. Few things I cherish today, came out of the 80’s. Ok maybe the gaming console….aaanddd the primetime t.v. shows….and Mr. T cereal…..BUT THAT’S IT.

My point is they reflected this in Boogie Nights. The rise of Marky was in the 70’s, and the fall of Marky was in the 80’s. Anywho, classic film with classic scenes with classic lines like “I know fucking Karate” and “Let me check something….that’s a giant cock!” and “Let’s go get some of that Saturday Night Beaver!” Priceless.